Rosemary and Jesus Christ It’s About Time

asktheirllalondes:

TT: I think we’ve been over this.
TT: Multiple times, in fact.
TT: Hmm.
TT: Golly gee, what do you know? We have!
TT: Oh lordy lord, I never would have thought!



 



TT: But seriously.
TT: No.
TT: For the absolute last time, I have absolutely no romantic leanings whatsoever toward any of my friends. 
TT: Not John, not Jade, and certainly not Dave.
TT: Oh, and Roxy?  
TT: Get out of our inbox. This is just silly. 
TT: As for all of this unfounded conjecture about Kanaya, there’s absolutely nothing behind it, and you’re all being absolutely ridiculous.
TT: I mean, it isn’t as if either of us are pulling out terrible pickup li—











TT: Um. 
TT: Well, clearly it’s meant in jest.
TT: Oh Kanaya, you’re such a kidder.
TT: Ha ha.
TT: I’m convulsing in paroxysms of mirth, I swear.
TT: As I was saying, there is absolutely nothing between us.
TT: At all.
TT: Besides, if there were, someone would have expressed unambiguous interest one way or the other besides a perfectly platonic invitation to an overhyped even-








 



TT: Um.



 



 


TT: I
TT: Um.
TT: I think I left the oven on.
TT: Elsewhere.
TT: As in, not here.
TT: Excuse me for the next few hours.


 


==> Rose: Abscond.